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Friday, March 18, 2011

The Very Best #1 in the World Superlative List of ALL TIME!!!


Most likely to pee on everything you love
        
       When I was in high school, they gave out superlatives for really lame, generic things such as "Most Likely to Succeed," "Most Humorous," and "Most Athletic." With all due respect to the yearbook club at Suncoast High in Riviera Beach, Florida in the late 90's, I think you guys could have done a hell of a lot better. First of all, it was fucked up that you only gave out like seven of them, so everyone else was left feeling like a dried up piece of failshit because they weren't selected. And secondly, you could have been much more inventive. When you think about it, who really gives a flying furry fuck who is the most likely to become president out of 300 nobodies who are not going to become president? And also, everyone probably already knows who is the biggest "flirt" a.k.a. slut. And do we really need to know who is the student with the best sneeze? Bitch, please. I could have done way better. So I guess you can all just suck my balls through my draws, cuz I'm bout to show you how it's done.



       Most likely to have a three-hour fuck sesh with your mother and sister


 

Most likely to enjoy hearing cool stories, bro
Most likely to get a job at Brool Story, Co.






Most likely to be a prison punk



 

Most likely to use little-known expletives


 

Most likely to destroy the planet Earth because it obstructs her view of Venus
 



Best Hair



Lord of the Flies



Most likely to be a goddam genius



 

Most Influential Anything Ever



 

Most likely to climb the beanstalk of ostracism and warp to eternal virginity




 

Most likely to become a one-man killing machine




 

Most likely to time-travel



 

The last person you want to fuck with




 

World's Strongest Human




 

Most likely to turn into a wolverine




 

Best blogger on the wonderwebs!




73 comments:

  1. Is this last one you then? :) These are great lol. And that is the first time I have ever read "dried up failshit" LMAO!

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  2. hahahaha that was hilarious.

    And oh my, I must have that Marvin the Martian figure =0

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  3. Those pictures are funny, trends sure are weird.

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  4. Haha that was hilarious! great post, very entertaining! Nice sense of humor!

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  5. hahahahahah i really liked this one pahah

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  6. Lol. Frank Zappa: classy as shit, even in high school

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  7. hahah is that really glen beck? woah!

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  8. That last one is you, isn't it? I love how Zappa was the only kid in his high school with a soul patch...

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  9. Yeah, it's me, right before I was eaten by that plant. I got better, though.

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  10. Haha love these pics! made me chuckle! Keep it up!

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  11. wow the first guy looks like a massmurderer lol

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  12. lol pretty funny pics i question what you are doing with all of these on your computer

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  13. nice post :)
    following!
    http://le-nerd.blogspot.com/

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  14. The kid with the loony toon LOL

    He's most likely to win a Wayne's World look a like contest.

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  15. LOL fucking brilliant.

    Supported.
    bigunicorn.blogspot.com

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  16. LOL, great stuff! I really like the star trek picture; who does that? Great blog; I can't wait to see more!

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  17. great read dude, had some laughs.

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  18. Okay, I...freakin' LOVE this blog. Thanks gracing me with your awesome presence. Seriously. :)

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  19. hilarious stuff!
    Followed and supported!

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  20. lol great post. wow that's really Frank Zappa? awesome

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  21. "Most likely to become a one-man killing machine" lolololol

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  22. great post. looking forward to reading your next one

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  23. Great pics, i love seeing all that awesomeness :)

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  24. This is the funniest thing I have read all day.

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  25. ok, i just spit out coke all over my computer. LMFAO

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  26. Ahahahaha this blog is great buddy! You just hit all those pictures perfectly.

    Keep at it, I will definitely be following!

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  27. Frank Zappa! god damn!

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  28. i laughed my ass off, same with your previous entry :D great blog.

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  29. funny shit man!! Keep it up :)

    Glad I'm following :D

    my favorite :

    Most likely to climb the beanstalk of ostracism and warp to eternal virginity

    I DIED! XD

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  30. Wow, that wolverine guy really does look like a rodent.

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  31. Seeing some of the images the one forms in my brain is 'most likely to contribute nothing to the fetid human gene pool'.

    Also, nothing beats the laser-background for portraits.

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  32. "What the blueberry fuck muffins is this shit?

    Haha that one's the best. Love it.

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  33. lol good stuff.


    This makes me hope no one ever finds my old pics.

    Following!

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  34. Brool story :D also following !

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  35. Lol, I'm not even sure what to think of these :X

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  36. I know it's mean to laugh at other people, but this is Hilarious!

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  37. i went to a high school w/ just over 100 graduates. they had one for everyone. mine was "most likely to whip it out"

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  38. "I am going to pee on everything you love". LOL that was perfect. I could not have asked for anything more. And I don't even need to look for something humorous on the internet anymore.

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  39. HAhaha, I love the 'Brool Story Co.' and the prison punk- definitely got that juggalo look.
    And yes- my name is after the Boards of Canada song- love 'em! :)

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  40. lmao i love the way you post, funny!

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  41. Loving it, mate!

    But, who is that little fudge packer in the end?
    :P

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  42. You are the funniest person alive. Go work for SNL and revive it from the crapfest it has become.

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