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Friday, March 18, 2011

The Very Best #1 in the World Superlative List of ALL TIME!!!


Most likely to pee on everything you love
        
       When I was in high school, they gave out superlatives for really lame, generic things such as "Most Likely to Succeed," "Most Humorous," and "Most Athletic." With all due respect to the yearbook club at Suncoast High in Riviera Beach, Florida in the late 90's, I think you guys could have done a hell of a lot better. First of all, it was fucked up that you only gave out like seven of them, so everyone else was left feeling like a dried up piece of failshit because they weren't selected. And secondly, you could have been much more inventive. When you think about it, who really gives a flying furry fuck who is the most likely to become president out of 300 nobodies who are not going to become president? And also, everyone probably already knows who is the biggest "flirt" a.k.a. slut. And do we really need to know who is the student with the best sneeze? Bitch, please. I could have done way better. So I guess you can all just suck my balls through my draws, cuz I'm bout to show you how it's done.



       Most likely to have a three-hour fuck sesh with your mother and sister


 

Most likely to enjoy hearing cool stories, bro
Most likely to get a job at Brool Story, Co.






Most likely to be a prison punk



 

Most likely to use little-known expletives


 

Most likely to destroy the planet Earth because it obstructs her view of Venus
 



Best Hair



Lord of the Flies



Most likely to be a goddam genius



 

Most Influential Anything Ever



 

Most likely to climb the beanstalk of ostracism and warp to eternal virginity




 

Most likely to become a one-man killing machine




 

Most likely to time-travel



 

The last person you want to fuck with




 

World's Strongest Human




 

Most likely to turn into a wolverine




 

Best blogger on the wonderwebs!




Posted by Elliot MacLeod-Michael at 1:41 AM

67 comments:

  1. Justsayin'March 18, 2011 at 3:08 AM

    Is this last one you then? :) These are great lol. And that is the first time I have ever read "dried up failshit" LMAO!

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  2. JayMarch 18, 2011 at 3:18 AM

    brool story co!

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  3. ErikaMarch 18, 2011 at 3:20 AM

    hahahaha that was hilarious.

    And oh my, I must have that Marvin the Martian figure =0

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  4. taioMarch 18, 2011 at 5:39 AM

    frumos

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  5. SamMarch 18, 2011 at 8:15 AM

    Such wierd haircuts

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  6. Patti D.March 18, 2011 at 8:42 AM

    Those pictures are funny, trends sure are weird.

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  7. Stef PelgrimsMarch 18, 2011 at 10:03 AM

    haha nice :P

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  8. Matt NeumannMarch 18, 2011 at 11:59 AM

    Haha that was hilarious! great post, very entertaining! Nice sense of humor!

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  9. wMarch 18, 2011 at 12:23 PM

    haha awesome post

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  10. UnknownMarch 18, 2011 at 4:43 PM

    hahahahahah i really liked this one pahah

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  11. Generally DisgruntledMarch 18, 2011 at 4:57 PM

    Lol. Frank Zappa: classy as shit, even in high school

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  12. MeMarch 18, 2011 at 5:08 PM

    hahah is that really glen beck? woah!

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  13. edMarch 18, 2011 at 6:49 PM

    this post is spot on

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  14. Aaron M. GipsonMarch 18, 2011 at 7:35 PM

    That last one is you, isn't it? I love how Zappa was the only kid in his high school with a soul patch...

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  15. Elliot MacLeod-MichaelMarch 19, 2011 at 1:25 AM

    Yeah, it's me, right before I was eaten by that plant. I got better, though.

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  16. D22 ZoneMarch 19, 2011 at 4:23 AM

    Haha love these pics! made me chuckle! Keep it up!

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  17. TheHarvesterMarch 19, 2011 at 7:51 AM

    wow the first guy looks like a massmurderer lol

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  18. WonderfullyrandomMarch 19, 2011 at 5:53 PM

    lol pretty funny pics i question what you are doing with all of these on your computer

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  19. LennyMarch 20, 2011 at 1:15 AM

    nice post :)
    following!
    http://le-nerd.blogspot.com/

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  20. Jesse BrooksMarch 20, 2011 at 2:12 AM

    Hahahah, fantastic stuff!

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  21. MerlyyMarch 20, 2011 at 3:20 AM

    Awesome post dud!

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  22. neo.enviroMarch 20, 2011 at 3:05 PM

    Awesome captions haha

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  23. LemmiwinksMarch 20, 2011 at 3:36 PM

    kewl starry, bra!

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  24. RedHeadRobMarch 20, 2011 at 4:10 PM

    The kid with the loony toon LOL

    He's most likely to win a Wayne's World look a like contest.

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  25. MattMarch 20, 2011 at 6:36 PM

    LOL, great stuff! I really like the star trek picture; who does that? Great blog; I can't wait to see more!

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  26. cactusbinMarch 20, 2011 at 9:50 PM

    Brool story co ;D

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  27. PenDRaGoNMarch 20, 2011 at 11:12 PM

    great read dude, had some laughs.

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  28. PicnasterMarch 20, 2011 at 11:39 PM

    I LOL'd. Following this.

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  29. MaliceMarch 20, 2011 at 11:53 PM

    Okay, I...freakin' LOVE this blog. Thanks gracing me with your awesome presence. Seriously. :)

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  30. BaronV3ndettaMarch 20, 2011 at 11:58 PM

    I lold

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  31. JaksonHuntMarch 21, 2011 at 1:22 AM

    ahahahahaha, Well done sir

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  32. Chris WJ CharltonMarch 21, 2011 at 6:46 AM

    hilarious stuff!
    Followed and supported!

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  33. Aeronautical Hexmaster/7th of the Runic AphrodisiasticsMarch 21, 2011 at 9:48 AM

    ಠ̯ಠ I don't even.

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  34. CreeMarch 21, 2011 at 10:28 AM

    lol great post. wow that's really Frank Zappa? awesome

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  35. metaphysicalfarmsMarch 21, 2011 at 11:54 AM

    I don't understand these pictures?

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  36. bipolar bearMarch 21, 2011 at 12:22 PM

    "Most likely to become a one-man killing machine" lolololol

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  37. Poetry of the DayMarch 21, 2011 at 3:51 PM

    so many lulz for one day.
    poetry

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  38. CindyMarch 21, 2011 at 8:30 PM

    Great pics, i love seeing all that awesomeness :)

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  39. skinned sheepMarch 21, 2011 at 9:27 PM

    killing machine one got me.

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  40. SeanMarch 21, 2011 at 10:18 PM

    This is the funniest thing I have read all day.

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  41. AnonymousMarch 21, 2011 at 11:20 PM

    ok, i just spit out coke all over my computer. LMFAO

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  42. AnonfourtwentyMarch 21, 2011 at 11:31 PM

    Ahahahaha this blog is great buddy! You just hit all those pictures perfectly.

    Keep at it, I will definitely be following!

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  43. AnonymousMarch 22, 2011 at 12:58 AM

    Frank Zappa! god damn!

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  44. turtleMarch 22, 2011 at 1:48 AM

    i laughed my ass off, same with your previous entry :D great blog.

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  45. DaniellaMarch 22, 2011 at 8:30 AM

    funny shit man!! Keep it up :)

    Glad I'm following :D

    my favorite :

    Most likely to climb the beanstalk of ostracism and warp to eternal virginity

    I DIED! XD

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  46. meheheheMarch 22, 2011 at 8:47 AM

    sketchyyyyy hahah

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  47. ZippyMarch 22, 2011 at 8:56 AM

    Wow, that wolverine guy really does look like a rodent.

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  48. SportsGuyBrandonMarch 22, 2011 at 11:01 AM

    Truly the best. I salute this post.

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  49. My name is Maman. I'm one who likes all kinds of music.March 22, 2011 at 1:15 PM

    haha..so coll..

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  50. NoneMarch 22, 2011 at 4:48 PM

    Seeing some of the images the one forms in my brain is 'most likely to contribute nothing to the fetid human gene pool'.

    Also, nothing beats the laser-background for portraits.

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  51. Joel C AnatoliMarch 22, 2011 at 6:54 PM

    That was funny!

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  52. CandleintheDarkMarch 22, 2011 at 7:32 PM

    lol good stuff.


    This makes me hope no one ever finds my old pics.

    Following!

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  53. qwertyMarch 22, 2011 at 7:55 PM

    last one is you, isn't it?

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  54. GraftedMarch 22, 2011 at 9:06 PM

    This is hilarious

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  55. ~FabiMarch 23, 2011 at 4:38 AM

    +1 internet

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  56. GeelloMarch 23, 2011 at 5:07 AM

    Brool story :D also following !

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  57. MoobeatMarch 23, 2011 at 1:45 PM

    these are great!

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  58. jamierod.rodriguezMarch 23, 2011 at 2:52 PM

    Lol, I'm not even sure what to think of these :X

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  59. nutschellMarch 23, 2011 at 5:05 PM

    I know it's mean to laugh at other people, but this is Hilarious!

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  60. leanmeansteenMarch 23, 2011 at 8:29 PM

    i went to a high school w/ just over 100 graduates. they had one for everyone. mine was "most likely to whip it out"

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  61. AnonymousMarch 27, 2011 at 7:01 PM

    "I am going to pee on everything you love". LOL that was perfect. I could not have asked for anything more. And I don't even need to look for something humorous on the internet anymore.

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  62. RoygbivMarch 28, 2011 at 5:07 AM

    HAhaha, I love the 'Brool Story Co.' and the prison punk- definitely got that juggalo look.
    And yes- my name is after the Boards of Canada song- love 'em! :)

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  63. steveMarch 28, 2011 at 10:10 PM

    lmao i love the way you post, funny!

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  64. DootzkieMarch 29, 2011 at 8:41 AM

    Loving it, mate!

    But, who is that little fudge packer in the end?
    :P

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  65. TeukkaMarch 29, 2011 at 10:02 AM

    This is too funny! :)

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  66. BrutMarch 29, 2011 at 2:04 PM

    Love hit girl.

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  67. SeanApril 2, 2011 at 6:29 PM

    You are the funniest person alive. Go work for SNL and revive it from the crapfest it has become.

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